Maybe I’m the One…

Call us schizophrenic psychos but I’m sure we’ve featured this gothic babe before, but for the life of me I just can’t remember, so here she is again!

This hot gothic tattooed girl was found in a free gallery graciously provided by the webmasters at Gothic Sluts. Their site is packed with raven-haired stunners like this chick. She happened to catch our eye because of her sleeves, one of which appears to be dedicated to a Halloween type theme while the other has crazy dinosaurs inked into it.

You can find more tattooed hotties at Gothic Sluts!

Semen Cookbook???

Uhhhhhhh yeah. After laughing a bit, then getting disgusted… then puking a little in our mouths… we decided that we should spread the bile a bit and share this lovely link with you! Get your copy of the semen cookbook today!

Maybe you could buy this for that “special” person on your Xmas list. Or you could arrange the death of an enemy by making it look like they bought it for their special person. hahahaha!

Click here if you want to check out their slide list of photos from the book!

Hot Tattooed Hotties

A YouTube slideshow style video featuring images of a lot of hot tattooed babes. There are girls you will recognize, like Kat Von D, Twlly, and Mina Munster, and lots of other babes that you may have never seen before. It’s mixed up a bit with fantasy art but there are a lot of real tattoos, and all of them are beautiful babes.

Murder Lily Girl: Xanthia

Oooooh this gothic babe really got us all worked up this morning when we found a new message in our inbox from Monica at Murder Lily. She wrote:

“Hello boys… I know how much you LOVE the gothic girls, and of course the ones with tattoos, so I had to send you a tasty teaser of my girl Xanthia. She’s beautiful, she’s sexy, and she’s at the ready with a whip, what more could you need? *spank spank* Enjoy the photo! - monica, xoxoxoxo”

I can tell you, we’ve got a huge boner over this one, and we’re thinking that maybe Monica is just as responsible as Xanthia here! We heard Monica actually stars in a bonus gallery inside her website but so far we haven’t convinced her to send us a teaser.

Go visit Murder Lily and help us convince her to send one here!

Celebrity Temporary Tattoos??

Do you wish you could have a tattoo that’s exactly the same as the tattoo your fav celebrity has? Maybe you want to have a tattoo of your favorite celebrity, but perhaps you are afraid of getting something permanent?

Well we were surfing around tonight being jerks and we found this website that sells temporary celebrity tattoos! You can get tattoos that are the same as your fav celebrity, or you can get temporary tattoos OF your fav celebrities. Pretty hilarious!

Where the hell was this site when we were all dressing up as crazy tattooed celebs for Halloween!?